Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Gift V and Epilogue

*Ring*

Photobucket Hello?

Photobucket Double T!

Photobucket Oh. Hey Katsumi.

Photobucket Man, it's been a while! I knew you changed your phone number and I thought you gave me your new one and I guess it must have fallen out of my pocket or something.

Photobucket Yeah. Um..you must have lost it.

Photobucket Yeah! So it's a good thing I took a look at your phone while you were doing the First Stage on Monday!

Photobucket You what?

Photobucket Yeah! Anyway, wasn't it great how ******* was able to ****** the ******?

Photobucket Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Photobucket And you! You were able to ****** the ******!

Photobucket Thanks.

Photobucket But I have to ask, did you run out of spray?

Photobucket What?

Photobucket Like, I sent you a box in the winter! But you had to borrow some on Monday. So I thought you must have run out. So I sent you two more boxes when I got home!

Photobucket Really? Umm..thanks.

Photobucket You know, I bet you totally could use this stuff while you're working.

Photobucket While I'm working? Um..Katsumi, I'm a fireman. I don't think a spray can is something I can use when I'm fighting fires.

Photobucket Naw! I'm sure you can! I've got a fire going right here. Let me just spray so...

Photobucket KATSUMI! NO!

Photobucket *FWOOSH!!!!*

Photobucket Katsumi!!!

Photobucket ...

Photobucket Katsumi?!?! Are you OK?

Photobucket Mr. Takeda?

Photobucket Yes?


Photobucket My daddy has to call you back. He set the house on fire...again.

Photobucket Um..OK.

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*Ring*

Photobucket Hi! I'm not here right now! Those hot dogs won't sell themselves you know! Leave a message!

*Beep*

Oh, hey, Katsumi, this is Shinji. Shinji Kobayashi. I wanted to say thank you for the double pack of SASUKE Spray you sent me the other day. And also sorry that your house burned down...again. Anyway, I was just wondering..you know the Monster 9 guys right? You're pretty tight with them so I thought maybe for this next show I was wondering if you could do me a favor and ask them to not cu..

*Beep*


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You didn't think I forgot about Takeda, did you?

7 comments:

Arsenette said...

.. I love you.. seriously.. bwaahhahahahahhahahah

snowy said...

That's a perfect way to start the day. You've been doing a lot lately--thanks!

Some Kinda Wonderful said...

Ahhahahaha.....

RiderLeangle said...

Again?! XDXDXD

tricia said...

I've really missed these. Thanks for a good laugh today.

talledega7 said...

Yay! Takeda got a gift! Shinji too!

Here's hoping you do another one this Christmas. Perhaps the Americans could use a gift of Sasuke spray from the newest rat catcher at Pizza Hut?

SasukeAddict said...

LoL I LOVE this xD xD xD you so have to make a the gift VI (or whatever roman numeral it is) please tell me somehow when you do make a next one I read all of them AWESOME (I was practicly laughing my butt off!)

thanks for a great laugh:)

-SA

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