Sunday, December 29, 2013

究極の男は誰だ!?最強スポーツ男子頂上決戦 Sports Danshi Grand Prix 2013 Liveblog!

TBS did a better job this time of promoting the show. I knew at least two weeks in advance that it was going to air. Good job!

Here's a preview!



You can also follow the show via twitter and facebook. Links are here. Spodan!

Tonight! Can Wataru Mori defend his title? Or will Gaku Sano come back and regain HIS title? Can Naoki Iketani show these whippersnappers how it's done? Will someone musical make a strong showing? Will I hate on Casper again? It's the latest edition of the Sports Danshi Grand Prix!

Arisa Mizuki is your host once again. (Actually, her title on the Spodan page is 主宰, shusai, which more or less means she's presiding over these events.)

There are more talking heads this time around. Stop making sense!

Your official hashtag is #spodan

Here we go!

Sparkly.

I'm still disappointed the giant head doesn't do anything.

Ooh. Naoki Iketani was apparently a surprise even for the competitors.

OK, this show is officially roman numeral III. But commercials first.

1st Event: Mountain Flag!

10 meters to the flag!

1st Race: Wataru Mori~!, Gaku Sano, (wow they really really want to make it hard for Mori to repeat), Toshihiro Nobuyama (actor) Nobuyama gets One Direction music for his topless shots, Tetsuya Sugaya

Set. Start! Gaku is up the fastest. And he's got it! Not much of a challenge. Sano actually didn't have a good grip on the rope but was up fast enough in the beginning to make up for it.

Looks like Iketani is being marked as a "legend." Will he only do Monster Box?

2nd Race: Akiyoshi Nakao is still living off Rookies, someone oh, it's blonde Casper, Robin! He's from Hawaii? Seiya (actor) He's a spodan vet.

Set. Start! Robin Seiya...Robin...Seiya...Robin gets it!

3rd Race: Masaya Nakamura, KENZO of da Pump, Mendy Sekiguchi of Generations of Exile Tribe with a 1/2 Kid, Eiji Takigawa (still Crystal Takigawa's cousin)

St..wait! CMs first. What in the world was that 3DS commercial?

Start! Mendy! Nakamura slips! Mendy is the fastest up! And he just gets it! Mendy and Takigawa got up at the same time but Mendy was about a half-arms length ahead!

And Naoki Iketani makes his appearance! But let's have that non-spoiler sink in during commercials.

Sportsman No. 1 reference! The other competitors are worried! Let's see a clip of Iketani doing 23 boxes! That's the record!

OK, we've already seen the 23 box clip three times.

4th Race: ELLY of Sandaime J Soul Brothers, Takayuki Suzuki (Mr. Japan - Hey! He was on SASUKE), Yasukaze Motomiya is old, Naoki Iketani is a LEGEND~!

Set. I skipped Iketani being Iketani because I was twitter riffing on the whole LEGEND thing. Start! Iketani is up fast! AND he shows those whippersnappers!

Final Race: Sano, Robin, Sekiguchi, LEGEND

Set. START! Sano up fastest! Iketani next! But it's SANO all the way!

Mountain Flag Winner: Gaku Sano He's on his way! I bet Iketani wants to push Sano off the mountain right now.

2nd Event: Power Wall

I mean, geez, at least have the statue having moving eyes following the wall. That would be great. And creepy.

First let's have some shilling for the next set of TBS dramas.

1st: Motomiya vs. Seiya! They're off! Motomiya with a slight edge. But he's doing most of the work here. Seiya not putting up much of a fight. He's at a weight and height disadvantage. Motomiya can't put him away though. Time is up! And it's Motomiya!

2nd: Mendy Sekiguchi vs. LEGEND! Big height advantage for Mendy here. Go! But first a commercial.

Back.

Not looking good for the LEGEND! And that's it! Not much of a challenge.

3rd: ELLY vs. Nakamura. Go! Even so far. ELLY having problems! Nakamura gets it!

4th: Casper d. Sano

5th: KENZO d. Robin

6th: Suzuki d. Nobuyama

All those were clipped by the way.

7th: Nakao vs. Sugaya. Evenly matched at first but Nakao has the early lead. Almost there. A bit more. That's it!

8th: Takigawa vs. Mori. Mori is not in a good spot so far as Takigawa takes it.

2nd Round

1st: Mendy vs. Motomiya. Start..And another easy win for Mendy![

2nd: Nakamura vs. Casper. Go Nakamura! Er...commercials.

Back. Nakamura is a former basketball player and has a big height advantage over almost everyone. And he easily takes down Casper (who had doffed his shirt - our first of the evening).

3rd: KENZO vs. Suzuki. Suzuki is our 2nd shirt doffer. KENZO goes low. Suzuki stays high. KENZO with the early lead but Suzuki storms back. Suzuki putting his back into it. And he gets it! I think that's an upset.

4th: Nakao vs. Takigawa. A double doff! Takigawa with the early lead. And he gets it!

3rd Round

1st: Sekiguchi vs. Nakamura. Power versus height! Mendy with a slight lead but Nakamura is holding him off so far. But then Mendy gets momentum. And does it!

2nd: Suzuki vs. Takigawa. Hey, I don't count it when you take your shirts off more than once. Evenly matched so far. Takigawa with a slight edge. Is Suzuki losing his footing? No! He's in the lead! Takigawa fighting off the edge! But he's close! Too close! That's it!

Power Wall Final!

Sekiguchi vs. Suzuki! Mendy's shirt is off so that's five. Sekiguchi hit the wall first! Suzuki has momentum though! Just about at the middle right now. Sekiguchi gets a couple of steps! And he's almost there! And he gets it!

Power Wall Winner: Mendy Sekiguchi!

3rd Event: Monster Box! LEGEND! Wataru Mori needs to get a good showing here to stave off elimination (the bottom after 1st three events get dropped).

12 boxes

Iketani up first to show everyone how it's done.

Wataru up next. Can he show up Iketani? Iketani doesn't think so.

Sano also flips. Iketani is not worried. 

Motomiya drives his crotch into the top of the box and is done. Nakamura gets higher but is done too.

Mendy is a bit nervous. But he gets it! He knows this isn't his event.

Seiya...would have broken his neck if there wasn't a pad to land on.

Nakao is through!

13 boxes

14 boxes

Yikes, they clipped a bit and I got lost. Sorry! Old age. Some unimportant people got eliminated.

16 boxes

2 chances from now on.

Iketani, Mori, Sano are through!

ELLY up next. Yes! No shuffling! Good sign.

Newcomer Robin is up. Not very smooth but he gets it! Lots of shuffling of his feet.

Mendy Sekiguchi is looking to keep up with Sano. But he doesn't!

Takigawa is done at 16 (well, 15). As is Suzuki.

Sekiguchi's 2nd chance. With room to spare! He actually has the run up. No shuffling. Iketani is not impressed though.

17 boxes

Nine are left.

Casper is unfortunately through. And Nobuyama and Seiya. And ELLY.

Mendy up next. His best is 16. And he beats that! It's a challenge tonight!

18 boxes

Iketani is through with no problem! Iketani is repping Monster Box history versus all these young guns!

Commercials.

Back! Wataru Mori is up next. And he's through! Mori points out that 18 used to be enough to win.

Sano is through!

ELLY and Robin and Mendy don't get it on their first tries.

And Seiya! Iketani doesn't care. Masaka no shippai!

2nd Try

ELLY..NO!

Robin is next. And that's another shirt! And he does it! With a run that is pretty much textbook what not to do usually. He shuffled AND skipped.

Mendy TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF FOR EXTRA POWER! And it works! The shirt was holding him back.

Casper is through. As is Nobuyama!

The pressure is on for Seiya. Seiya THSOFEP! It doesn't work! Wataru is sad. Iketani has to hold back a smirk. Masaka no shippai!

19 boxes

This is high level for everyone except Iketani.

Iketani keeps his shirt on because he doesn't need the extra power yet.

No problem!

Wataru Mori~! is up next. No problem!

Sano next. Yes! With a flip after he lands!

Everyone else blows their first chance.

2nd try

Did Robin just let out an f-bomb?

Casper THSOFEP somewhere along the line. But it didn't work!

Nobuyama...YES! Tonda! He THSOFEP.

Mendy is last. This is do or die! If he fails here he's out of first. But let's pause him first.

Back.

No! That was anti-climatic.

20 boxes

Four are left! Iketani, Mori, Sano and Nobuyama!

Iketani has THSOFEP! But he still looks confident. Yes! Wait! Lets go to the slow-mo. He doesn't get it! He just clipped the box.

Wataru Mori~! is next! He has also THSOFEP. YES! Iketani smiles for that.

Nobuyama doesn't get it.

Sano next! NO!

The Legend is in a pinch.

Commercials.

Back.

Iketani's LEGEND is in trouble. No problem though! Lots of shouting!

Nobuyama is an afterthought but he fails.

Sano THSOFEP! Do or die time. Either he goes or he stays. Dramatic music. YES!

21 boxes

Three are left!

The legend versus the new stars!

Iketani up first. NO! I think he hit the trampoline a bit late.

Wataru Mori~! NO! He may have had the height but he couldn't angle his body at the right time. Although on second look he may not have been high enough.

Sano last. NO! He may have been running TOO fast.

2nd try

This is it for everyone.

Iketani first. He is in 6th place overall. Here he goes...douda?? After these words from our sponsors.

Back.

Slo-mo time! Iketani doesn't think he made it. His butt just grazed the end! That's it for the LEGEND!

Down to Mori and Sano.

Mori up. NO! He couldn't clear his shoulders at the end! That's it for him!

If Sano gets it here he'll be in the overall lead.

Here he goes. NO!

Your Monster Box co-winners! Gaku Sano, Wataru Mori and Naoki Iketani!

Iketani is now in 3rd. Mori is now 8th. Mendy is still in the overall lead with Sano second.

4th Event: The Fence!

It's a race for the best overall time. One chance each. 15 meters to the top.

EXILE guys explode!

ELLY and Mendy Sekiguchi. ELLY at a good pace. But he slips! ELLY is almost there. A bit more. ELLY: 33.76 Mendy: 50.86

ELLY is the time to beat.

CASPER and KENZO are now 3rd and 4th with 40 second efforts.

Robin and Suzuki are up next.  Not much to say here. They are climbing!  Suzuki: 26.05. Robin: 34.58. ELLY now 2nd. Suzuki is the new leader!

Takigawa gets 25.88! He's in the lead!

Iketani is confident!

Iketani and Motomiya are next to try. And Iketani lost his grip! He's OUT! Motomiya finishes with a respectable 34 something.

Sugaya and Seiya next. But commercials first.

Takigawa's time is still the one to beat.

Good start for both! Almost there. Sugaya with a 24! Seiya with a 26! Sugaya is the new leader!

24.60 is the new time to beat!

Nakao and Mori next! Mori with a good start! Almost there! Mori with a 21.88! New leader! Nakao with a respectable 26.

Nobuyama and Sano are the last pair! Can they beat Mori? Both are flying up! 16.24 for Sano! 17.95 for Nobuyama! They both did!

The Fence winner: Gaku Sano!

Sano now in the lead! Suzuki third. Wataru fourth. Nobuyama fifth.

Fifth Event: Hard Anchor!

Another time race! They have to drag the 45 kg anchor to the end.

Poor Iketani gets matched with Mendy again.

1st Race: Iketani vs. Mendy! Mendy in the lead! No problem! The legend is far behind.

2nd Race: Takigawa vs. Suzuki! Suzuki with a slight lead! Takigawa now in the lead! Neck and neck! Takigawa! Fight!

3rd Race: Sano vs. Robin! Not really their event. Robin goes through!

4th Race: Nobuyama vs. Mori! Nobuyama through!

Oh, by the way, whoever was 9 to 16 got dropped prior to this.

2nd Round

Commercials first.

1st Race: Takigawa vs. Sekiguchi. Sekiguchi with the early lead! Way ahead now! He's going to the final!

2nd Race: Robin vs. Nobuyama. Robin with the early lead. Neck and neck! Nobuyama now in the lead! NO! He slipped! Robin stays steady and he's into the final!

Final

Robin vs. Mendy Sekiguchi! A win by Robin could knock out Nobuyama or Mori from the final Shotgun Touch. An appearance in the final might not be enough to get Robin into the top five.

Commercials as they start.

Back!

Mendy with a big lead! Just needs to keep it steady! Yes! Robin far behind! That's it!

Hard Anchor Winner: Mendy Sekiguchi!

It's down to two! No one else was close so it's down to Sekiguchi and Sano!

Shotgun Touch

12m00cm

Mendy to keep his lead. Yes!

12m60cm

Sano can get 170 points and take the lead with this. His best is 12m10cm though.

Let's go to commercials first.

Back.

Here he goes. Yes! No problem! Sano now up by twenty!

12m30cm

If Mendy gets this he'll be up by ten.

Yes! No..we have to go to replay. Just did it! He's up by ten!

You can't go back down I guess.

12m70cm

If Sano misses, Sekiguchi is our winner.

He had the last one no problem. NO! Hard to tell. Replay time. NO! YES! All tied up!

12m40cm

If Mendy misses this, Sano is the winner. Yes! Hold on. Replay. No problem! He's up by ten!

12m80cm

Sano needs this to tie. Shotgun Touch scoring always gives me a headache.

Here we go. This is probably it.

NO!

Sano doesn't think so. We'll go to replay but there's like a minute of show left.

NO!

That's it! Mendy Sekiguchi is the third winner of the Sports Danshi Grand Prix! Finally! EXILE gets into the winner's box!

Final Standings:

16. Masaya Nakamura 中村昌也 100
14. Yasukaze Motomiya 本宮泰風 115
14. KENZO 115
13. ELLY 125
11. Tetsuya Sugaya 菅谷哲也 130
11. Seiya 聖也 130
10. Akiyoshi Nakao 中尾明慶 150
9. CASPER 155
8. Naoki Iketani 池谷直樹 170
7. Wataru Mori 森 渉 210
5. Toshihiro Nobuyama 延山信弘 225
5. Takayuki Suzuki 鈴木貴之 225
4. Robin ロビン 240
3. Eiji Takigawa 滝川英治 245
2. Gaku Sano 佐野 岳 475
1. Mendy Sekiguchi 関口メンディー 485

Thursday, June 27, 2013

SASUKE 29 Results SASUKE RISING 2013


No.01
Yuuto Doi 土井雄登(19)Cut
  
No.02
Kenji Hamatani 浜谷健司(35) 1st Stage Jump Hang
   
No.03
Yuusuke Kosugi 小杉雄介(38)1st Stage Long Jump

No.04
MASA(29)1st Stage Hedgehog

No.05
Hikaru Nakajima 中島ひかる(20)1st Stage Jump Hang (Navi)
   
No.06
Katsuhide Torisawa 鳥澤克秀(41)1st Stage Long Jump
   
No.07
Yuuta Miyanaga 宮永雄太(31)Cut
   
No.08
Yoshinori Iida 飯田悦規(20)Cut

No.09
Tsuneo Kitamoto 北本幹雄(31)Cut
   
No.10
Daijiro Hara 原大二郎(27)Cut

No.11
Yuuta Kajiwara 梶原雄太(32)1st Stage Jump Hang

No.12
Kouzou Takeda 武田幸三(40)1st Stage Long Jump

No.13
Hitoshi Ishii 石井仁志(23)Cut
   
No.14
Takashi Nishimura 西村偉志(23)Cut

No.15
Hiroaki Honbo 本保宏晃(24)Cut
   
No.16
Kohei Miyamoto 宮本 康平(28)Cut

No.17
Hayato Enokido 榎戸崇人(23)1st Stage Log Grip

No.18
Shinichirou Narita 成田真一郎(28)Cut
   
No.19
Hiroshi Miyamoto 宮本啓史(30)Cut
   
No.20
Hiroyuki Gondou 権藤博幸(32)Cut

No.21
Takayuki Suzuki 鈴木貴之(22)1st Stage Jump Hang
   
No.22
Tomomi Takano 高野人母美(25)1st Stage Jump Hang

No.23
Yusuke Oonuki 大貫勇輔(24)1st Stage Hedgehog
   
No.24
Naoki Sakamoto 坂本直紀(23)1st Stage Hedgehog

No.25
Keiichi Sawaki 佐脇慧一(22)1st Stage Ni-Ren Soritatsu Kabe (2nd Wall Time Up)
   
No.26
Hiroaki Takauchi 高内博昭(60)Cut
  
No.27
Kazutaka Yoshino 吉野和剛(34)1st Stage Hedgehog
   
No.28
Kazunari Ookubo 大久保和也(35)1st Stage Hedgehog

No.29
Ryu Maeda 前田竜(36)Cut
   
No.30
Takahiiko Suzuki 鈴木隆彦(33)Cut
   
No.31
Rina Sayama 澤山璃奈(24)1st Stage Log Grip
   
No.32
Minowaman ミノワマン(37)1st Stage Long Jump

No.33
Orakio オラキオ(35)1st Stage Hedgehog
   
No.34
Motohiro Mizoo 溝尾元洋(32)1st Stage Long Jump
   
No.35
Seiichi Endo 遠藤清一(58)1st Stage Hedgehog
   
No.36
Shingo Yamamoto 山本進悟(38)2nd Stage Back Stream (Time Up)

No.37
Yasuhiro Yamazaki 山崎康宏(43)Cut
   
No.38
Shou Seto 瀬戸捷(19)Cut
   
No.39
Yuudai Nakano 野中雄大(23)Cut
   
No.40
Ryoichi Arashida 嵐田良一(41)Cut

  
No.41
Kouji Hashimoto 橋本亘司(29)2nd Stage Back Stream (Time Up)
   
No.42
Rena レーナ(21)1st Stage Jump Hang
   
No.43
Takahiro Tsudaa 津田貴博(24)Cut
   
No.44
Sumito Namba 難波澄人(35)1st Stage Long Jump

No.45
Takeo Seto 勢登健雄(32)1st Stage Long Jump
   
No.46
Tomoyuki 知幸(33)1st Stage Ni-Ren Soritatsu Kabe (2nd Wall Time Up)
   
No.47
Koshige Yamamoto 山本浩茂(20)1st Stage Jump Hang
   
No.48
Yousuke Watanabe 渡辺陽介(29)1st Stage Ni-Ren Soritatsu Kabe (2nd Wall Time Up)

No.49
Satoma Okadaa 岡田知磨(19)1st Stage Long Jump

No.50
Keishi Mizukawa 水川圭史(32) 1st Stage Long Jump

No.051
Joji Amano 天野ジョージ(28)1st Stage Long Jump
   
No.052
Hiroki Shimoda 下田大気(36)1st Stage Long Jump
   
No.053
Shintaro Uchiyama 内山眞太郎(67)Cut
   
No.054
Yutaka Onedari おねだり豊(27)1st Stage Hedgehog

No.055
Rika Kawamura 川村りか(30)1st Stage Hedgehog
   
No.056
Li En Zhi リーエンチ(38)2nd Stage Passing Wall (1st Wall Time Up)
   
No.057
Daisuke Morikami 守上大輔(28)2nd Stage Back Stream (Time Up)
   
No.058
Masaaki Kobayashi 小林正明(38)1st Stage Jump Hang

No.059
Tsuyoshi Takigawa 瀧川剛(21)Cut
   
No.060
Taiga Hoshikawa 星川大我(19)2nd Stage Back Stream (Time Up)

No.061
Hidekazu Inoue 井上英和(27)2nd Stage Cross Slider
   
No.062
Hiromasa Katakabe 片伯部浩正(30)2nd Stage Swap Salmon Ladder

No.063
Hiromori Yoshida 吉田容盛(21)Cut

No.064
Takayuki Kawashima 川島孝幸(33)Cut
   
No.065
Toshiharu Takami 高見俊治(21)2nd Stage Swap Salmon Ladder
   
No.066
Kouki Ookoshi 大越光貴(24)Cut

No.067
Terukazu Ishikawa 石川輝一(35)2nd Stage Back Stream (Time Up)

No.068
Tatsuhiro Fujimatsu 藤松龍弘(22)Cut
   
No.069
Yuuta Iwabuchi 岩渕佑太(27)Cut
   
No.070
Keita Tomino 富野恵太(31)1st Stage Jump Hang

No.071
Makoto Nanbu 南部誠(26)1st Stage Jump Hang
   
No.072
Yoshie Kurozumi 黒住良恵(23)Cut
   
No.073
Masashi Hioki 日置将士(32)2nd Stage Back Stream (Time Up)
   
No.074
Yuuji Washimi 鷲見裕二(35)1st Stage Hedgehog

No.075
Kyosuke Maeda 前田京介(20)1st Stage Hedgehog
   
No.076
Kousei Itou 伊藤耕世(19)Cut
   
No.077
Masashi Toyoda 豊田将士(30)1st Stage Jump Hang

No.078
Masaaki Tatayana 立山正明(43)Cut

No.079
Yuusuke Morimoto 森本裕介(21)3rd Stage Pipe Slider
   
No.080
Akinori Higashi 東明範(28)Cut

No.081
Tomoko Hagiwara 萩原智子(33)1st Stage Hedgehog
   
No.082
Mika Watanabe 渡邉美香(34)1st Stage Jump Hang

No.083
Ryo Miyazaki 宮崎亮(24)1st Stage Jump Hang
   
No.084
Daisuke Nakano 中野大輔(30)1st Stage Jump Hang
   
No.085
Kinnikun Nakayama なかやまきんに君(34)1st Stage Tarzan Rope (Time Up)
   
No.086
Wakky ワッキー(40)2nd Stag Swap Salmon Ladder

No.087
Kenji Takahashi 高橋賢次(37)3rd Stage Crazy Cliff Hanger (2nd Bar)
   
No.088
Shinya Kishimoto岸本真弥(33)Cut
   
No.089
Yoshiyuki Okuyama 奥山義行(42)2nd Stage Back Stream (Time Up)
   
No.090
Yuuya Kadono 上遠野裕也(24)2nd Stage Back Stream (Time Up)

No.091
Keitaro Yamamoto 山本桂太朗(21)2nd Stage Back Stream (Time Up)
   
No.092
Naoyuki Araki 荒木直之(20)Cut
   
No.093
Shunsuke Nagasaki 長崎峻侑(27)2nd Stage Passing Wall (
   
No.094
Hiromichi Sato 佐藤弘道(44)1st Stage Long Jump

No.095
Toshiro Takeda 竹田敏浩(38)1st Stage Hedgehog
   
No.096
Kazuma Asa 朝一眞(31)3rd Stage Crazy Cliff Hanger (Jump)
   
No.097
Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志(28)3rd Stage Crazy Cliff Hanger (Jump)
   
No.098
Ryo Matachi 又地諒(23)2nd Stage Back Stream (Time Up)

No.099
Yuuji Urushihara 漆原裕治(34)2nd Stage Back Stream (Time Up)
   
No.100
Makoto Nagano 長野誠(41)1st Stage Ni-Ren Soritatsu Kabe (2nd Wall Time Up)




SASUKE 29 The Sort of Live Blog! SASUKE RISING 2013!

List of competitors
Official SASUKE RISING homepage
Official SASUKE Youtube Channel

Here we ar...wait. I'm early. I'm going to have a sandwich first.

Alright! He...ten more minutes? Bathroom break!

Umm..here, get yourself pumped up with this before the show starts.


SASUKE 29!

At SASUKE 28, the All-Stars rode off into the sunset...or did they? This time around three of them are back! Another brought in four guys that will combine to form a giant robot that JUST might be able to complete the 1st Stage for him. Can the old-timers show those whipper-snappers just how it's done?

Or will the new stars shine once again?

It's SASUKE 29!

Hey! Yagyu-gaiden! SASUKE: Since 1997!

Let's look at photos of newspaper photos of the SASUKE ASEAN Cup announcement.

WERE YOU ONE OF THE 161? WRITE IN. (Or don't).

Let's look at a montage of spoilers and fails!

Kanno, Yuuji, Asa and Nagano carry a Japanese flag..shirtless. That was melodramatic.

New theme!

Let's go to the studio..before something exciting happens! Not quite as many people this time. I'll get you their names later. I know Karen Michibata off the top of my head.

1st Stage!

105 seconds to clear.

2. Kenji Hamatani of Hamaka-n! Is first. Does schtick first. Long Jump...is successful! Log Grip up next. Yes! Hedgehog...can he do it? Just does! Jumping Hang...NO! Too low! Zenzen tondenai!

3. Yuusuke Kosugi! He has a jinrikishaw! Long Jump...NO! Faceplant in the sand!

4. Double dutch player MASA! Long Jump...looking winded already. He does it! Log Grip. He sprays up. Through! Hedgehog..NO! You can't just waltz through it.

6. Katsuhide Torisawa BREAKS A BAT! AND THEN FACEPLANTS IN THE SAND! Ouch.

11. Yuuta Kajiwara! Is next. But first, your children needs to learn people!

Back.

Long Jump..YES! Dekimashita! Log Grip..Legs come off but he's through! Hedgehog...Through! Jump Hang..NO! He went right by the way. Hamatani went left.

12. Kozo Takeda! He's a fighter! Long Jump..slowly. Shuffle..FACEPLANT!

17. Hayato Enokido! He's a pro bodyboarder. Long Jump is OK..but the Log Grip is NOT!

21. Takayuki Suzuki! He's the first Mr. Japan. Long Jump is fine! Log Grip is up next. Through! Hedgehog..No problem! Jump Hang...Bad Timing! AGAIN! But he doesn't use the trampoline!

22 (Tomomi Takano) fails the Jump Hang! 23 (Yuusuke Onuki), 24 (Naoki Sakamoto) go down to the Hedgehog!

So does 25 (wall). And 27! And 28! (hedgehog)

31. Rina Sawayama! Long Jump! Is through! Log Grip is up next. And she falls just at the end!

32. Minowaman! Takes his time! Here he goes! He's on...and then off! That was a face he made. Didn't help though!

33. Oracchio of Dangan Jackie...but after these messages.

Back! He was a former gymnast. It's essential to his schtick. Log Grip is clear! Hedgehog up next. A Jackie Chan-esque flip into the water!

34. Hits the sand! 35. Doesn't clear the Hedgehog!

And...that brings us to 36!

36. Shingo Yamamoto! He has decided to give SASUKE another shot! And he actually went through the qualification process! And got back on the show! Here he goes! Long Jump is good! Log Grip...Yes! Hedgehog up next...but first let's look at some commercials.

Back!

Wow, the Log Grip bounced kind of hard there. Hedgehog clear! Jump Hang...Yes! Looking good! He went right. Ni-Ren Soritatsu Kabe..1st Wall! 2nd Wall! Both on the first try! Tarzan Rope and lots of time! He's back! Unless he falls here. One never knows. 15.6!

Umm...41. Kouji Hashimoto is clear! 

42. Shootboxer Rena! Is through to the Jump Hang! And she blows the jump!

44 fails the Long Jump! As does 45! 46 Tomoyuki fails the Ni-Ren Soritatsu Kabe.

Sorry, I got sort of distracted by them glossing over Hashimoto clearing the 1st Stage.

IT'S YAMADA GUNDAN TIME!

47. The 1st Black Tiger fails the Jump Hang!

48. The 2nd fails the Ni-Ren Soritatsu Kabe.

49. The 3rd faceplants on the Long Jump.

50. Yamada's last hope! AND HE FAILS THE LONG JUMP.



51, 52 faceplant. 53 fails the Hedgehog.

56. Li En Zhi! Is back! Sorry...I was having computer issues. He's clear! AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE.

And we skip ahead to 73.

73. Hioki Masashi! Let's look at his past SASUKE history. Long Jump, Log Grip and Hedgehog are no problem! He goes left on the Jump Hang! Ni-ren Soritatsu Kabe up next. 1st Wall...on the 2nd try! 2nd Wall up next. YES! Thirty seconds! Needs to hurry a bit. The Tarzan Rope takes longer than you'd think! Hurry! YES! With 2.8 left!

Hmmm...they seem to be playing him up a bit. Tears are shed! Shinya's collar is popped!

A bunch of fails! Yuuji Washimi! Keita Tomino!

79. Yuusuke Morimoto! He's back! He's young! He's trained with Mr. SASUKE! Is that the kiss of death? It was in the past. Perhaps he's learned. Long Jump, Log Grip and Hedgehog are clear! As is the Jump Hang! 1st Wall! 2nd Wall! Tarzan Rope is next. Not a lot of time though. 9.6! He's through!

Let's cut to the studio while I try to catch up..

OK, looks like Yamamoto, Hashimoto, Li, Morikami, Hoshikawa, Inoue, Katakabe, Takami, Ishikawa, Hioki, Morimoto.

CMs.

81. Tomoko Hagiwara! She was an Olympic swimmer. And she takes the loooong fall from the platform after the Hedgehog into the water!

83. Ryo Miyazaki! He's a pro boxer! And champion! And he defeats the Long Jump! Log Grip up next. Yes! Announcer is not making boxing jokes. Hedgehog. Slowly! But he does it! Abunakatta! Jump Hang..NO! Bad jump off the trampoline, really.

84. Daisuke Nakano! He was in the Athens Olympics! He got a silver medal in gymnastics (team, I believe). Long Jump and Log Grip are clear! Hedgehog is no problem! Jump Hang! NO! Ummm...yeah. You really can't try to grab both sides. Nice form though.

85. Kinnikun Nakayama! POWER! Long Jump is clear. Log Grip up next. POWER! Hedgehog up next. Through! Jump Hang next. He goes right! Needs to hurry though. Ni-Ren Soritatsu Kabe. 1st Wall..YES! 2nd Wall up next. 2nd Wall...Has he blown himself up! YES! Needs to hurry though! Time is going to go red soon. Less than ten seconds to get up. Needs to hurry. Just as he gets up the time is UP!

86. Wakky! He timed out on the Tarzan Rope in SASUKE 28. Long Jump and Log Grip are no problem. Hedgehog up next. Slow but sure. Jump Hang. He gets the net! He went right by the way. Ni-ren...1st Wall! Yes! 2nd Wall...lots of time. YES! First try! Tarzan Rope...it's going to be close. Fifteen seconds. Time is going red soon. Needs to hurry. YES! 2.4 left!

Hiromichi Sato is impressed.

87. Kongu Takahashi and 89 Okuyama and 90 (Kadono) and 91 (Yamamoto). And 93 (Shunsuke Nagasaki).

94. So of course we get to see Hiromichi Sato fail the Long Jump. SOME people are surprised. Most probably are not.

95. Toshihiro Takeda! Long Jump! Yes! Log Grip is no problem! Hedgehog up next. YE...NO! He slips! And he's on the side...can he pull himself up? NO!

Very Shingo-esque.

96. Kazuma Asa! He's a bit emotional. Long Jump. YES! Log Grip up next. And he's through! Hedgehog. Yes! He goes right on the Jump Hang. Ni-Ren Soritatsu Kabe. Leaving nothing to chance! He gets both walls on the first try. Lots of time left. Wooo...30.30 left! He destroyed the course!

97. Check out those guns! Hitoshi Kanno, 98 Ryo Matachi and 99 Yuuji Urushihara are all through!

Now, there is only one left. Number 100. Makoto Nagano's run is coming up after these messages!

Back.

Let's look at Nagano's triumphs and (recent) tragedies on the SASUKE course.

He wants his son to see him press that button.

100. Makoto Nagano! Not quite night yet. Long Jump and Log Grip are no problem. Hedgehog is cleared! Jump Hang. His head snaps back but he gets it! Did he pull something? Holding his back leg. Ni-ren..1st Wall..YES! 2nd Wall...not on the 1st try! Still has time. Time is up!

Looks like he hurt himself on the Long Jump.

That's the end of the 1st Stage!

Back to the studio!

2nd Stage!

Cross Slider. Swap Salmon Ladder. Unstable Bridge. Spider Walk. Back Stream. Passing Wall. 90 seconds.

Let's talk to SOME people.

21 have cleared! But now we will start to winnow down the numbers!

36. Shingo Yamamot is up first! Cross Slider. Swap Salmon Ladder. Looking good so far. One bar run. YES! Unstable Bridge next. YE..wait. YES! Spider Walk. Needs to hurry, I thi...commercials first.

Back.

Spider Walk. Needs to hurry. Back Stream next. Time is going to go red soon. NO! SHINGO CAN'T SWIM! SHINGO CAN'T SWIM! NO! Time up! His wife is a bit peeved that he did nothing.

41. Koji Hashimoto up next! Cross Slider! Swap Salmon Ladder! Clear! Unstable Bridge and Spider Walk are cleared! Back Stream...is a lot more difficult than last time! He even had goggles!

56. Li En Zhi is next! He has a group of supporters from Taiwan! Cross Slider is OK. Swap Salmon Ladder. Last run. Yes! Unstable Bridge. Spider Walk up next. May need to pick up the pace though. Back Stream up next. YES! Wait...YES...YES! But just as some logos pop-up. Commercial time.

Back.

Needs to hurry! Time is going red. 1st Wall...Time is up!

57. Daisuke Morikami also times out! And so does 60. Hoshikawa. Inoue fails the Cross Slider. Katakabe fails the Swap Salmon Ladder. And Takami. Ishikawa times up after the tank.

73. Masashi Hioki is up next! Cross Slider, Swap Salmon Ladder. Unstable Bridge...not a lot of time. Spider Walk. Less than twenty seconds before he even hits the tank. Time is going red. That's it! Damn. The Back Stream is a time killer.

Umm..it's not image training if he actually has a replica.

79. Yusuke Morimoto! He has a backyard with SASUKE replica obstacles. He needs to cut the grass though. Whoops. Through to the Spider Walk. More than 30 seconds. That's a good time. He's almost through. Lots of time. Hurry! Passing Wall. 1st Wall..time going red. Last wall! Hurry! He goes under! 0.8 left! He's our first!

OK, you have to get to the Back Stream with at least 30 seconds. Hioki got there with 20. It takes at least 10 seconds to get through it.

News break.

86. Wakky! Cross Slider. Swap Salmon Ladder. Can he do it? Not sure but he needs to pick up the pace. NO! He was thinking about the time.

12 have tried! One has cleared!

87. Kenji Takahashi! Cross Slider. Swap Salmon Ladder. Good pace so far. Last rung...onto the Unstable Bridge. Through! Spider Walk. Good time so far. Back Stream next. He powers through! Needs to hurry though. Passing Wall. 1st Wall! 2nd Wall! 3rd Wall! 5.1 left!

Okuyama! Kadono! Yamamoto! Time out on the Back Stream!

93. Shunsuke Nagasaki! He coaches kids! Cross Slider. Swap Salmon Ladder. Unstable Bridge next. NO! Wasting time here. Spider Walk. I don't think he's going to make it. Back Stream! Time is going red! And after the 1st Wall the time is up!

96. Kazuma Asa! Cross Slider. Swap Salmon Ladder. Last rung coming up. Unstable Bridge. Yes! Spider Walk next. Lots of time going into the Back Stream. Struggling a bit but he has a time cushion. Through!

Commercials. KANE KOSUGI COMMERCIAL!

Twenty seconds going into the Passing Wall. 1st Wall. 2nd Wall is butt opened. 3rd Wall. YES! 4.0 left!

Hahaha...Asa is done crying. He's out for 3rd Stage revenge!

97. Hitoshi Kanno! Err...up to the Spider Walk. Lots of time. Maybe. Depends on how good a swimmer he is. YES! Lots of time left! Here he goes! Time is red. 3.8 left! He's through!

Let's get a reaction from his lady friend.

98. Ryo Matachi! He timed out last time! Cross Slider. Swap Salmon Ladder. Through! Unstable Bridge next. Through! Spider Walk. Needs to hurry. Back Stream. Kind of flailing. Uh oh. That's not good. NO! Time is going red. That's it! Oh my.

99. Yuuji Urushihara is next! And last! Cross Slider. Swap Salmon Ladder. Last rung. Unstable Bridge next. Spider Walk. Good pace right now. Lots of time now. Speedy! Back Stream. He goes under. Staying up requires more power. Struggling at the end! Needs to hurry! NO! Time is running out. NO! That's it! The Back Stream has claimed another victim!

Four have survived! Seventeen are just wet!

We have now entered the SASUKE ASEAN CUP portion of our programming. There are places for Gold, Silver and Bronze. That means one out of the four will be left out. Who will it be?

Yusuke Morimoto is up first. There is a clock on the screen. It's to determine who has the fastest (final) time. Rumbling Dice is through! Having trouble on the Iron Paddler though. Whoa! He's trying to use his body to power through and he almost goes too far over. Almost there. Damn. That took a lot out of him. Crazy Cliff Hanger up next.

The clock, then, penalizes you for resting too long between obstacles. At the jump....here he goes..YES! He is the first person to clear the obstacle! Granted only three people attempted it before him. Still.

Curtain Cling. He's the first person to try this (version) of the obstacle. And he clears! Vertical Limit! He's the first to try this too! He's through! Getting himself set. Now the 1st person to try the new Pipe Slider! But commercials first.

Back. Can he do it?

At the end...swinging...NO! He had a foot on and then was out! The Curse of Katsumi Yamada has struck again!

Kenji Takahashi is next! He found a great place to practice the Crazy Cliff Hanger jump! Roughly 30 minutes of airtime left.

Rumbling Dice! The classic Rumbling Dice overhead shot. Iron Paddler next. HOLY COW. That was fast. Well, now we know how that is supposed to work.

Crazy Cliff Hanger but...lets look at some commercials first.

Back.

Crazy Cliff Hanger. NO! He lost his grip! D'oh!

So does that mean Morimoto is guaranteed bronze?

Kazuma Asa! Let's look at recycled footage! And...commercials before he does anything.

Back.

Rumbling Dice is cleared! Iron Paddler is no problem!  Clearly Kongu has shown us the way.

Crazy Cliff Hanger. At the jump. Here he goes..NO! Damn.

So now Morimoto gets at least silver, right?

Unprompted and unexpected hug!

Let's look at Kanno almost go flying off into the street off of Ryo's roof.

Last man standing! Hitoshi Kanno!

Rumbling Dice is no problem!

Iron Paddler up next. Yes! Ironically, the person who had the hardest time with it tonight went the furthest so far.

Crazy Cliff Hanger next. Nine minutes left.

Here he goes. At the jump...Commercials!

Back.

Getting set for the jump. NO! Oh wow.

NO ONE. NO ONE expected Yusuke Morimoto to go the furthest, if they even remembered who he was from the previous shows. SASUKE-kun!

Wait...hold on. Did I miss something? Because no one reached the Final Stage, there are no automatic slots to the ASEAN Cup? I'm confused.

OK. Hold on. They go to the house and NOW they invite Morimoto. But for the rest you have to check the homepage!

That's it! The Back Stream became a huge competitor killer this time, which is fine with me. This time NO ONE should have been surprised that they had to swim yet clearly people were unprepared for it and even the ones that did practice for it struggled.

There were a bunch of first time clears (even if they didn't get screen time) and we possibly saw a new star in the making. Someone who was not even in the 1st Grade when SASUKE first started.

On to the ASEAN Cup! Oh there's something going on in America but I don't really pay attention to that.


 





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