Major announcement about new attraction at Muscle Park!

Odaiba - Muscle Park and Monster 9 have announced plans to open a new section starting April 1, 2010 focused around one of their biggest stars, Katsumi Yamada, known to fans as Mr. SASUKE.

"We're proud to unveil the newest addition to Muscle Park, MR. SASUKE PARK!" said Monster 9 president Ushio Higuchi to a crowd of senior citizens and small children in the food court of the Odaiba complex Muscle Park is located in.

When asked by a passerby what in the world he was talking about, Higuchi explained: "My staff, which includes me, my cat Cliffy and my dog Ropesy have been feverishly designing a way for fans of SASUKE to get the full Mr. SASUKE experience!" He then began showing a possibly comatose old woman scribblings made on a napkin.

Included were designs for a dirty pool of water for Park guests to fall into, a small table with a cutting board, onions and a kitchen knife all situated in front of a microphone and camera to serve as a Mr. SASUKE interview simulator as well as photo galleries, one about SASUKE and one about Yamada's various part-time jobs.

Artist's interpretation of Mr. SASUKE Park photo galleries





Also to be included are guessing games based on things like how many part-time jobs Yamada has held over the years. "I almost had all 732 but then I missed those months he spent cleaning monkey cages and something about 'pole-dancing' that I'm kind of glad to not know about," stated one Monster 9 staff.

Winners of games will receive cases of SASUKE Spray and a new product especially made for Mr. SASUKE Park, SASUKE Brand Tissues.



When asked about the new attraction, Yamada seemed enthusiastic, asking "Do you think I could get a job there?"

The Gift V and Epilogue

*Ring*

Hello?

Double T!

Oh. Hey Katsumi.

Man, it's been a while! I knew you changed your phone number and I thought you gave me your new one and I guess it must have fallen out of my pocket or something.

Yeah. Um..you must have lost it.

Yeah! So it's a good thing I took a look at your phone while you were doing the First Stage on Monday!

You what?

Yeah! Anyway, wasn't it great how ******* was able to ****** the ******?

Yeah, that was pretty cool.

And you! You were able to ****** the ******!

Thanks.

But I have to ask, did you run out of spray?

What?

Like, I sent you a box in the winter! But you had to borrow some on Monday. So I thought you must have run out. So I sent you two more boxes when I got home!

Really? Umm..thanks.

You know, I bet you totally could use this stuff while you're working.

While I'm working? Um..Katsumi, I'm a fireman. I don't think a spray can is something I can use when I'm fighting fires.

Naw! I'm sure you can! I've got a fire going right here. Let me just spray so...

KATSUMI! NO!

*FWOOSH!!!!*

Katsumi!!!

...

Katsumi?!?! Are you OK?

Mr. Takeda?

Yes?


My daddy has to call you back. He set the house on fire...again.

Um..OK.








*Ring*

Hi! I'm not here right now! Those hot dogs won't sell themselves you know! Leave a message!

*Beep*

Oh, hey, Katsumi, this is Shinji. Shinji Kobayashi. I wanted to say thank you for the double pack of SASUKE Spray you sent me the other day. And also sorry that your house burned down...again. Anyway, I was just wondering..you know the Monster 9 guys right? You're pretty tight with them so I thought maybe for this next show I was wondering if you could do me a favor and ask them to not cu..

*Beep*







You didn't think I forgot about Takeda, did you?

The Gift III and IV

Hey Bunpei!

Yes, character with no name and face?

While you were at lunch someone left you a phone message.

Really?

Yeah, it's from a Mister...Sasuke?

*Sigh* I told him not to call here.

What?

Nothing. What was the message?

He said that he was calling to make sure that you got his gift and that he'll call you tonight after his shift at 7-11 is over.

Alright, got it. Thanks.

Oh, wait. You have another message. And it's from..Mister Sasuke again.

*Sigh* And?

He said that maybe you should try using the spray on your back because he knows that it always makes him feel better and even though his eyes still sting from time to time it sure seems to have helped him see better.

Wha? Um. OK. Thanks.



*Ring*

"Leave a message after the beep."

*Beep*

Hey! Shingo! It's me, Katsumi! How are you doing? I'm on my lunch break at 7-11 and wanted to call to make sure that you got my gift! Isn't it great? Anyway, I was thinking about your hat. Yeah! Your hat! Like, how it's always falling off and stuff. So I was thinking, what if you used some of the spray on the inside of your hat to make it stay in place? Wouldn't that be great? Actually, I had the idea before the last SASUKE. Me and my assassin tried it at my place when we were training and it seemed to work really well! Well, maybe too well. I guess we put too much and it was really hard to take off. Like, really really hard. So long story short, that's why Takuya showed up with his head shaved. But I think if we...

*Beep*

(to his wife) And that's why we should always screen our calls.