The Gift III and IV

Hey Bunpei!

Yes, character with no name and face?

While you were at lunch someone left you a phone message.

Really?

Yeah, it's from a Mister...Sasuke?

*Sigh* I told him not to call here.

What?

Nothing. What was the message?

He said that he was calling to make sure that you got his gift and that he'll call you tonight after his shift at 7-11 is over.

Alright, got it. Thanks.

Oh, wait. You have another message. And it's from..Mister Sasuke again.

*Sigh* And?

He said that maybe you should try using the spray on your back because he knows that it always makes him feel better and even though his eyes still sting from time to time it sure seems to have helped him see better.

Wha? Um. OK. Thanks.



*Ring*

"Leave a message after the beep."

*Beep*

Hey! Shingo! It's me, Katsumi! How are you doing? I'm on my lunch break at 7-11 and wanted to call to make sure that you got my gift! Isn't it great? Anyway, I was thinking about your hat. Yeah! Your hat! Like, how it's always falling off and stuff. So I was thinking, what if you used some of the spray on the inside of your hat to make it stay in place? Wouldn't that be great? Actually, I had the idea before the last SASUKE. Me and my assassin tried it at my place when we were training and it seemed to work really well! Well, maybe too well. I guess we put too much and it was really hard to take off. Like, really really hard. So long story short, that's why Takuya showed up with his head shaved. But I think if we...

*Beep*

(to his wife) And that's why we should always screen our calls.