Sunday, December 28, 2008

The Gift

*Ring*

Photobucket Hello?

Photobucket Makoto!

Photobucket Oh. Hey Katsumi.

Photobucket Did you get my present?

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Photobucket Yeah, I got it. Thanks a lot.

Photobucket Isn't it great?

Photobucket Erm. Yeah. I don't really know what to say.

Photobucket Yeah! I was speechless the first time I got a box too! I was so happy! I think I cried! Actually, I probably cried.

Photobucket I'm sure you did. You don't think it's too much?

Photobucket No!

Photobucket What?

Photobucket No! It's nowhere near enough! I use the stuff all the time! I was almost late for my new part-time job at Mister Donut because I couldn't find a can to spray myself before I got in the car. Gotta have a good grip on the wheel ya know?

Photobucket Look, Katsumi, I know it's useful for when you're training but you don't have to use it all the time, you know? It's like it's becoming an obsess...

Photobucket *Pssht*

Photobucket Umm..

Photobucket *Pssht*

Photobucket Katsumi?

Photobucket Oh! Sorry, I thought the phone was slipping so I was just getting the trusty old spray out. What were you saying?

Photobucket *Sigh* Never mind. Thanks for the gift.

Photobucket Let me know if you need more! I've always got some extra!

Photobucket Yeah, I will. Bye Katsumi.

Photobucket Bye! *Pssshhhhht*

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9 comments:

snowy said...

I should know better than to drink anything while reading your blog. Spewed chocolate soymilk all over the monitor when I read about Mister Sasuke's part-time job at Mister Donut. I guess nothing says Christmas like the smell of freshly applied Sasuke Spray. Happy New Year!

tricia said...

My typing skills have improved now that I've stopped laughing. Luckily I wasn't drinking anything. I can honestly say this is one of the funniest things you've done. This will be what I read when a laugh is really needed.

THANKS so much. Hope you had a good Christmas in Ube.

chaki said...

Work at Mister Donuts is not easy. All the different variety of chocolate could confuse a fella...

Happy holidays Ube!

merimask said...

...Well how else do you think they get the sprinkles to stick to the donuts?

PS...Awesome! I'm still giggling.

Arsenette said...

Aahahahahhahahahahahah Yay! I love it! I think Ube was hitting the eggnog this year :p Bwahahahhahaha I love it!!!!!! It's so dang easy to mess with Katsumi though.. LOL Poor Makoto.. he's got a weirdo for a friend..

tricia said...

So, can we look forward to more phone calls? They would make a great series.

Some Kinda Wonderful said...

My son says, "that is just wrong." But he is still laughing. :)

This is one of your very best, yet, Ube. I love it!

pamwax said...

This is too funny. Always a spirit lifter and a goo laugh.

Panther said...

*falls over laughing*

Great work Ube.. Sorry so late in responding.

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