Last week! Um. I heard something about the final stage of the SASUKE Trials!
This week! More SASUKE Trials! It's the Final Stage! Who will survive?
The Final Stage goes like this: 4 Hurdles (4連ハードル), Rope Cling (ロープクリング), Jump Ring (ジャンプリング), Shinzou Yaburi no Saka - literally the Heart Break Hill (心臓破りの坂), Danchigaubou - Uneven Poles (段違棒), Power Hanger (パワーハンガー), Final Ladder (ファイナルラダー).
The best eight will go on to the big show! At the end of last week, Kazuma Asa 朝一眞 was at the head of the class! Will he get moved out of his seat? Will Casey Cummings ケーシー・カミングス airplane his way to SASUKE 21? It's SASUKE Maniac!
I got soul but I'm not a soldier!
The pictures for this week are here.
Here we go. Clips from last week. Casey gets bumped by Mr. SASUKE pants Kazuma Asa.
SASUKE Maniac!
Hashimoto Koji 橋本亘司 is a sports instructor!
Under one minute is a safe time to get.
Hurdles. Rope Cling OK. Doing OK so far. Jump Ring. Hill. A bit ahead of the split. Final Ladder. 49"91! He's the new number two! Casey gets bumped down a spot.
Next is Takami Toshiharu 高見俊治. He's 16. So far so good. He's ahead of the split. But he must have gotten tired because he finishes at 51"89. Casey moves down again.
Next up! He's a firefighter! Is firefighting the best suited job for SASUKE? So far he's do...NO! Course out! He got to the uneven poles but couldn't stay on track.
Someone doesn't make it. Someone doesn't quite make it to bump off number 8.
Kubota Takayuki 久保田崇之. He failed at the Cliff Hanger at the last Trial. Revenge! By the way, I'm not picking on Casey. He's just the easiest to remember.
Asa's time is 48"67. Kubota is a bit behind the split so far. About two seconds. But he picks up the pace. Final Ladder. 50"26! New number 3. The older high school teacher gets bumped.
Didn't catch the next guys name. Wait, 東雅彦. Azuma Masahiko? 54"56! Yet another older guy gets bumped. Aoki is nervous!
Yamanaka farmer guy is up next! He's a buff fifty year old. The family that trains together..trains together. Yep.
The older competitors have not fared so well during this part of the Trial. Katsuo? Tatsuo? I'll check later. OK. Kazuo. 山中和男. Here he goes. Hurdles. Rope Cling. He's doing OK so far. Wait. Problem with the rope. No! Koko de ochita! He couldn't reach the platform.
Aoki is safe for now. Next guy is Sakuma. No! He missed the Rope Cling!
The host Ishibashi Yuki 石橋祐記 misses the Jump Ring. Aoki is quite nervous.
Yamazaki Daisuke 山崎大輔 is up next! He needs at least a minute three seconds. He's a bit behind the split but is on track to get under a minute.
Stamina wa dou da? 51"77! Oh my god! Aoki is out. Casey is now 8th.
Murakami 村上 is a hairdresser! His someone is there! Mom? Wife? Hudles. Rope Cling. Doing well. He's at about the right time. Poles. Power Hanger. Final Ladder. Uh oh. 49"59! Ouch. He's the new second. Murakami has a first name but for now we'll leave it at Murakami.
Bye Casey. Maybe next time. If you're reading, email me!
Still 12 people left! Including Mr. SASUKE's Assassin and all the remaining Muscle Park All-Stars.
CMs.
Hey, it's Mr. Handball, Daisuke Miyazaki. He was at Muscle Park recently. Team handball seems to have made some fans in Japan this year when Team Japan tried to make it to the Olympics.
Clips of Daisuke and his teammates trying out the different events at Muscle Park. They show his autographed jersey and shoes commemorating his Sportsman No. 1 wins. Tobi key chains. They debut the Tobi handball key chain at this event.
We relive Miyazaki and his teammates runs at SASUKE. Oh. OK. Let's relive ALL of his run.
And they take a look at SASUKE Park. One of them can't handle the Salmon Ladder. Wait, two of them can't. None of them can but here goes Daisuke!
After these CMs.
Catherine Zeta-Jones wants the women of Japan to buy her shampoo.
I wonder if his teammates purposely tanked the Salmon Ladder to make Daisuke look good?
Here goes Daisuke on the Salmon Ladder. Whoops. My picture froze. But the sound says he did it!
Next week, more SASUKE Trial!
Showing posts with label SASUKE 2008 Summer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SASUKE 2008 Summer. Show all posts
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Monster 9 to hold SASUKE Matsuri 2008 prior to SASUKE 21 SASUKE 祭 2008
Monster 9 is holding an event prior to SASUKE 21 on September 6th and 7th, SASUKE Matsuri 2008.
It's the first official SASUKE event in the twelve years of the show.
The deadline is August 31st. They posted this two days ago so they're giving people about a week to apply.
Roughly translated it says that it's the first official SASUKE event in the history of the show. Of course it will be at Midoriyama (http://www.midoriyama.co.jp/index.html) and you'll get to see some things (they are vague as to what) close-up. There is also a challenge area and there will be prizes.
People have to apply in advance.
This is NOT an invitation to see the taping of SASUKE 21.
http://www.monster9.com/news20080822.html
http://blog.livedoor.jp/musclepark/archives/51251200.html
SASUKE祭 ２００８
開催決定!!
鋼鉄の魔城が間近で見られる！！
さらに幻のエリアも再現。
12年に及ぶSASUKEの歴史で初めてのSASUKEオフィシャルイベントです。
場所はもちろんSASUKEの聖地、緑山。
あなたも伝説のエリアに挑めます。
目指せ完全制覇!!
素敵な賞品もご用意しています!!
SASUKE祭 2008への参加は事前の申し込みが必要です。
近日中にイベント詳細と共に申し込みフォームを準備いたしますので、しばらくお待ち下さい。
応募締め切りは8月31日(日）です。
開催日：9月6日（土）・７日（日）
開催時間：10時～16時
入 場：無 料
会 場
Also, there will be a special Muscle Musical event on the 15th of September (a Monday but a national holiday) called ＳＡＳＵＫＥオールスターズ ｖｓ ＭＵＳＣＬＥドリームチーム or SASUKE All-Stars vs. Muscle Dream Team. No idea what that is all about.
http://www.musclemusical.com/whatsnew/20080816_post_80.html
It's the first official SASUKE event in the twelve years of the show.
The deadline is August 31st. They posted this two days ago so they're giving people about a week to apply.
Roughly translated it says that it's the first official SASUKE event in the history of the show. Of course it will be at Midoriyama (http://www.midoriyama.co.jp/index.html) and you'll get to see some things (they are vague as to what) close-up. There is also a challenge area and there will be prizes.
People have to apply in advance.
This is NOT an invitation to see the taping of SASUKE 21.
http://www.monster9.com/news20080822.html
http://blog.livedoor.jp/musclepark/archives/51251200.html
SASUKE祭 ２００８
開催決定!!
鋼鉄の魔城が間近で見られる！！
さらに幻のエリアも再現。
12年に及ぶSASUKEの歴史で初めてのSASUKEオフィシャルイベントです。
場所はもちろんSASUKEの聖地、緑山。
あなたも伝説のエリアに挑めます。
目指せ完全制覇!!
素敵な賞品もご用意しています!!
SASUKE祭 2008への参加は事前の申し込みが必要です。
近日中にイベント詳細と共に申し込みフォームを準備いたしますので、しばらくお待ち下さい。
応募締め切りは8月31日(日）です。
開催日：9月6日（土）・７日（日）
開催時間：10時～16時
入 場：無 料
会 場
Also, there will be a special Muscle Musical event on the 15th of September (a Monday but a national holiday) called ＳＡＳＵＫＥオールスターズ ｖｓ ＭＵＳＣＬＥドリームチーム or SASUKE All-Stars vs. Muscle Dream Team. No idea what that is all about.
http://www.musclemusical.com/whatsnew/20080816_post_80.html
Monday, August 04, 2008
SASUKE MANIAC August 3, 2008 Sort of liveblog サスケマニア
This week!
Mr. SASUKE's Assassin! The debut of a top university athlete! The son of a famous overseas talent! The continuation of the SASUKE Trial (SASUKEトライアル)! It's SASUKE Maniac (サスケマニア)!
Last week was the beginning of this year's SASUKE Trial. We saw four heats with four contestants each and so far seven people have made it to the next (final?) stage.
Here we go!
We start with a recap of last week. We see more letters! Look at that line! Hey! American shorts guy is there again.
Makoto Yahagi is there again. Akira something something from two weeks ago. Mr. SASUKE and his "assassin."
Here we go! No intros. One guy is from Fukushima (Saito). One is from Hiroshima. One is from. Oops. No one matters except the guy from Toyama, Azuma.
Don't forget the five areas: Shuttle Run (シャトルラン), Destiny Rope (ディスティニーロープ), Jump Ring (ジャンプリング), Sandbag Lift (サンドバックリフト) and 心臓破りの坂 (Shinzou Yaburi no Saka - literally the Heart Break Hill).
The bags are 30 kilos each and the slope is 45 degrees.
Next up is Andrew Gilbert..wait. HIS FATHER is the overseas talent? Who? Oh. The father isn't competing. Daijobu desu. Wow, they speak Japanese fairly well.
Andrew Gilbert. Action man Sawamura Kyosuke 澤村恭輔. Haiyuu Kobayashi Hirotsugu 小林広嗣. Yamazaki Daisuke 山崎大輔 is the fourth.
Here they go! Shuttle Run. Andrew is the first out! Kobayashi is in the lead. This is the first time it comes down to the incline. Kobayashi! Slips! But he gets back up! But only after Yamazaki.
Whoa. Andrew is 22. He looks a bit younger than that.
Makoto Yahagi 矢作誠, if you remember is the guy who was at both BUG IN MIKI and the Maguro Festival. He's apparently sent in several applications over the years. Revenge! It's on a not in his bedroom.
They talk to his mother.
Remember a clip doesn't equal a qualifier.
Next group shake hands. Four teachers! The first is from Shiba. Sasayama Tomohiro 篠山智宏 is next. Nosei Eigou . Katsuyoshi is the last.
Here they go! Destiny Rope. No one out yet. Jump Ring. Katsuyshi (I think that's wrong) and the older guy are through! I'm whiffing on the names tonight.
Next up. An American football player.
Oh hey there digest. The American football player Fujimoto Masashi 藤本将司 is through with no problem.
Clip of some guy and his wife. Next four. I'll have to go back and add in the names later. OK. Maybe. Ogami Teruyuki 大神輝幸 is a chiropractor. 伊里恒一 (Something Koichi), 小出 (Koide) something and the clip guy whose name is quite hard to figure out.
Shuttle Run. Destiny Rope. No one out yet. Jump Ring. Hayai! Ogami and the clip guy are through! We didn't get to see the others fall.
Next four. OH BOY. HE HAS SPRAY! Mr. SASUKE's protege. No pressure buddy! Miyagi Takuya 宮城拓也 is his name. They show him at Mr. SASUKE's home as he prepares him for the Trial. No explanation as to their relationship yet. Hey Yamada, your obstacles are out-dated. Miyagi works for a delivery company. They talk about pressure.
The next four: HAHA. Show that clip of Yamada crying TBS. Miyagi. All the guys have connections to the All-Stars. Takeda, Shiratori and Yamamoto's boys are next. Let's see who will make it. Miyagi is in the lead. Jump Ring. Miyagi is through. Miyagi and Yamamoto's boy are the two left standing! Sure, Yamada will probably try to rub this into the others faces later if his boy makes it. Oop. Takeda's boy got injured during the Destiny Rope.
Next is Yahagi's group. He works at the post office. Lift them bags! He doesn't use a chair at work. Words of support from his co-workers. His female co-worker has never seen his body so he doffs his shirt to show them.
Remember, there is still the final stage to go so even if he gets through here he still hasn't made it to the big show.
CMS.
Ah. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Gilbert
Also, http://ameblo.jp/workingkent/
We're back. Kagaya Yosuke 加賀屋庸介. Ishibashi Yuki 石橋祐記 is a host. Yahagi. Misago Kazuo. Here they go!
Yahagi and Ishibashi in the early lead. They're the only ones left!
Wha? CMs already?
Now is the time I guess to mention that Yahagi is a "submember" of a mixi group called the SASUKE Park All-Stars, a group of guys who have...hold that thought.
Back to the start of their run. Yahagi and Ishibashi. NO! Yahagi misses the ring! Ishibashi (the host) goes on to the Final Stage.
The other regulars are suitably shocked by Yahagi's failure.
Poor guy.
Next week! We actually see stuff that will spoil next weeks show!
Anyway, the SASUKE Park All-Stars (サスケパークオールスターズ) are a group of guys who have all completed SASUKE Park in the past. Some have competed on SASUKE and VIKING. Urushihara Yuji (漆原裕治) is part of the group. I guess they are not guaranteed spots on the main show. Perhaps they function like a farm team that the producers grab people from time to time.
Mr. SASUKE's Assassin! The debut of a top university athlete! The son of a famous overseas talent! The continuation of the SASUKE Trial (SASUKEトライアル)! It's SASUKE Maniac (サスケマニア)!
Last week was the beginning of this year's SASUKE Trial. We saw four heats with four contestants each and so far seven people have made it to the next (final?) stage.
Here we go!
We start with a recap of last week. We see more letters! Look at that line! Hey! American shorts guy is there again.
Makoto Yahagi is there again. Akira something something from two weeks ago. Mr. SASUKE and his "assassin."
Here we go! No intros. One guy is from Fukushima (Saito). One is from Hiroshima. One is from. Oops. No one matters except the guy from Toyama, Azuma.
Don't forget the five areas: Shuttle Run (シャトルラン), Destiny Rope (ディスティニーロープ), Jump Ring (ジャンプリング), Sandbag Lift (サンドバックリフト) and 心臓破りの坂 (Shinzou Yaburi no Saka - literally the Heart Break Hill).
The bags are 30 kilos each and the slope is 45 degrees.
Next up is Andrew Gilbert..wait. HIS FATHER is the overseas talent? Who? Oh. The father isn't competing. Daijobu desu. Wow, they speak Japanese fairly well.
Andrew Gilbert. Action man Sawamura Kyosuke 澤村恭輔. Haiyuu Kobayashi Hirotsugu 小林広嗣. Yamazaki Daisuke 山崎大輔 is the fourth.
Here they go! Shuttle Run. Andrew is the first out! Kobayashi is in the lead. This is the first time it comes down to the incline. Kobayashi! Slips! But he gets back up! But only after Yamazaki.
Whoa. Andrew is 22. He looks a bit younger than that.
Makoto Yahagi 矢作誠, if you remember is the guy who was at both BUG IN MIKI and the Maguro Festival. He's apparently sent in several applications over the years. Revenge! It's on a not in his bedroom.
They talk to his mother.
Remember a clip doesn't equal a qualifier.
Next group shake hands. Four teachers! The first is from Shiba. Sasayama Tomohiro 篠山智宏 is next. Nosei Eigou . Katsuyoshi is the last.
Here they go! Destiny Rope. No one out yet. Jump Ring. Katsuyshi (I think that's wrong) and the older guy are through! I'm whiffing on the names tonight.
Next up. An American football player.
Oh hey there digest. The American football player Fujimoto Masashi 藤本将司 is through with no problem.
Clip of some guy and his wife. Next four. I'll have to go back and add in the names later. OK. Maybe. Ogami Teruyuki 大神輝幸 is a chiropractor. 伊里恒一 (Something Koichi), 小出 (Koide) something and the clip guy whose name is quite hard to figure out.
Shuttle Run. Destiny Rope. No one out yet. Jump Ring. Hayai! Ogami and the clip guy are through! We didn't get to see the others fall.
Next four. OH BOY. HE HAS SPRAY! Mr. SASUKE's protege. No pressure buddy! Miyagi Takuya 宮城拓也 is his name. They show him at Mr. SASUKE's home as he prepares him for the Trial. No explanation as to their relationship yet. Hey Yamada, your obstacles are out-dated. Miyagi works for a delivery company. They talk about pressure.
The next four: HAHA. Show that clip of Yamada crying TBS. Miyagi. All the guys have connections to the All-Stars. Takeda, Shiratori and Yamamoto's boys are next. Let's see who will make it. Miyagi is in the lead. Jump Ring. Miyagi is through. Miyagi and Yamamoto's boy are the two left standing! Sure, Yamada will probably try to rub this into the others faces later if his boy makes it. Oop. Takeda's boy got injured during the Destiny Rope.
Next is Yahagi's group. He works at the post office. Lift them bags! He doesn't use a chair at work. Words of support from his co-workers. His female co-worker has never seen his body so he doffs his shirt to show them.
Remember, there is still the final stage to go so even if he gets through here he still hasn't made it to the big show.
CMS.
Ah. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Gilbert
Also, http://ameblo.jp/workingkent/
We're back. Kagaya Yosuke 加賀屋庸介. Ishibashi Yuki 石橋祐記 is a host. Yahagi. Misago Kazuo. Here they go!
Yahagi and Ishibashi in the early lead. They're the only ones left!
Wha? CMs already?
Now is the time I guess to mention that Yahagi is a "submember" of a mixi group called the SASUKE Park All-Stars, a group of guys who have...hold that thought.
Back to the start of their run. Yahagi and Ishibashi. NO! Yahagi misses the ring! Ishibashi (the host) goes on to the Final Stage.
The other regulars are suitably shocked by Yahagi's failure.
Poor guy.
Next week! We actually see stuff that will spoil next weeks show!
Anyway, the SASUKE Park All-Stars (サスケパークオールスターズ) are a group of guys who have all completed SASUKE Park in the past. Some have competed on SASUKE and VIKING. Urushihara Yuji (漆原裕治) is part of the group. I guess they are not guaranteed spots on the main show. Perhaps they function like a farm team that the producers grab people from time to time.
Monday, July 21, 2008
SASUKE MANIAC July 21, 2008 Sort of liveblog サスケマニア
This week! The liveblog is back! Thanks random person!
As always, photos can be seen over at Rambling Rican!
What's been going on? Well since the last time (the female comedy duo race) there's been a trampoline competition. Geinojin Sportsman No. 1 Wakky and others have been doing this thing where they have to use a trampoline to jump over a bar - like a high jump of sorts but using a trampoline so the bar goes higher.
Right now! Random Muscle Musical members are challenging each other as Daisuke Nakata and Naoki Iketani look on!
Some people fail! Some people pass! Yoshikawa (?) passes 2m 60cm.
Naoki Iketani! Tondeiku! 2m 60cm is no problem for Iketani! I believe Iketani and co. are going to try to break Wakky's record (whatever it is.)
Daisuke Nakata! He's up! And he grazes the bar but it doesn't go down! It doesn't go down!
Morikami Daisuke! This is his second attempt. YES! No problem! Great form!
The Muscle Musical members are all wearing different shirts like they're some living ad for the Muscle Musical Cafe Press shop or something.
Seto something! I believe he was at SASUKE 20. Here he goes! NO!
Let's look at the different people left! One assumes that since Nakata is a pro trampoline player he has an advantage.
Our final four!
Yoshikawa Yasuaki (吉川泰昭) is a 2006 World Champion Silver medal gymnastics wheel (gym wheel, German wheel, Rhönrad) winner!
Morikami Daisuke 守上大輔 is a mountain bike rider! See him do his thing here.
Nakata Daisuke 中田大輔 is a pro trampoline player.
Iketani Naoki 池谷直樹 is a former gymnast and frequent competitor on all things Monster 9 related.
2m 70cm! Chotto takai!
Morikami up first! No! His knees catch the bar.
Yoshikawa Yoshiaki is up next! Here he goes. Ikkai me! He does it! We've got a legit challenger to the two Monster 9 veterans.
I hope that one day the female Muscle Musical members get a chance to do this rather than just cheer with pom-poms in the back.
Iketani! He's serious! This ain't no Monster Box son! He's up and does it! Nakata, being the apparently nice guy that he is, is all smiles as Iketani passes.
Looks like everything from now on is the new record.
Nakata Daisuke for pride! NO! Yabai. Morikami and Nakata get another chance. Morikami is a mountain bike pro rider.
Morikami! Dou da! No! For his first time (it is a made up event after all) he did well! According to him anyway.
Nakata! Can he do it? Here he goes! NO! Kuyashii! Mr. Trampoline must have caught Mr. SASUKE disease!
Now it's down to Iketani and Yoshikawa. They don't have cool Monster Box comparison photos yet. Someone mentions how it's like the Monster Box.
2m 80cm. Yoshikawa up first! He's a medalist in something. He hasn't missed yet.
Here he goes! NO! Shippai! He caught the bar with his chest on his way up.
Iketani has pressure on him as the veteran. He also hasn't missed yet. Can he put pressure on Yoshikawa.
Here he goes. NO!
They both have only one chance left! Who will be the champion! Yoshikawa is up first. Iketani can't watch.
NO! He tried to put his arms together (everyone else does it with arms spread eagle) but it didn't help!
Iketani focuses! He doesn't have his pit powder. Will it make a difference? He gets set...
Here he goes. CMs.
Dante's suit is too tight.
Man these Axe Effect puppet commercials are strange.
By the way, no word on if there is a body similar to the World Monster Box Association Alliance of the Universe for this new event to certify that they are indeed setting a new record.
Iketani! Last chance! No! Giri giri! His knee just catches it. Anyway, 2m 70cm is the new record!
SASUKE Trial 2008 Summer!
Aoki Akira! He's a single father! He didn't make it at the last SASUKE Trial! But he's been training! He's a construction worker. I wonder if he nicks stuff from work so that he can build obstacles at home:
Hey Akira!
Wait, that Kirin Lemon commercial is hilarious! He has tan lines like the machine he uses to build his arm strength!
Ah, it's hard to explain right now.
Anyway...
Other Construction Worker: Hey Akira! Where are you going with that pipe?
Akira:
Oh wait, we're back. Wait. Is he break dancing? AH. He uses it to develop his rhythm and balance.
More about his home life.
SASUKE Trial clips! I bet they get at least a month out of this! That will be from next week!
ANYWAY.
Other Construction Worker: Hey Akira! Where are you going with that pipe?
Akira: Oh. Um.
Other Construction Worker: You're not stealing stuff to make SASUKE obstacles at home again are you?
Akira: What? Nonononono. I'm um. I'm taking this home to keep it safe.
Other Construction Worker: Keep it safe?
Akira: Yeah. Yeah. YEAH. KEEP IT SAFE. That's it! The boss said that this was a really important pipe so I have to take it home to make sure nothing happens to it.
Other Construction Worker: Oh. OK.
Akira: (to himself) My Pipe Slider will finally be complete!
As always, photos can be seen over at Rambling Rican!
What's been going on? Well since the last time (the female comedy duo race) there's been a trampoline competition. Geinojin Sportsman No. 1 Wakky and others have been doing this thing where they have to use a trampoline to jump over a bar - like a high jump of sorts but using a trampoline so the bar goes higher.
Right now! Random Muscle Musical members are challenging each other as Daisuke Nakata and Naoki Iketani look on!
Some people fail! Some people pass! Yoshikawa (?) passes 2m 60cm.
Naoki Iketani! Tondeiku! 2m 60cm is no problem for Iketani! I believe Iketani and co. are going to try to break Wakky's record (whatever it is.)
Daisuke Nakata! He's up! And he grazes the bar but it doesn't go down! It doesn't go down!
Morikami Daisuke! This is his second attempt. YES! No problem! Great form!
The Muscle Musical members are all wearing different shirts like they're some living ad for the Muscle Musical Cafe Press shop or something.
Seto something! I believe he was at SASUKE 20. Here he goes! NO!
Let's look at the different people left! One assumes that since Nakata is a pro trampoline player he has an advantage.
Our final four!
Yoshikawa Yasuaki (吉川泰昭) is a 2006 World Champion Silver medal gymnastics wheel (gym wheel, German wheel, Rhönrad) winner!
Morikami Daisuke 守上大輔 is a mountain bike rider! See him do his thing here.
Nakata Daisuke 中田大輔 is a pro trampoline player.
Iketani Naoki 池谷直樹 is a former gymnast and frequent competitor on all things Monster 9 related.
2m 70cm! Chotto takai!
Morikami up first! No! His knees catch the bar.
Yoshikawa Yoshiaki is up next! Here he goes. Ikkai me! He does it! We've got a legit challenger to the two Monster 9 veterans.
I hope that one day the female Muscle Musical members get a chance to do this rather than just cheer with pom-poms in the back.
Iketani! He's serious! This ain't no Monster Box son! He's up and does it! Nakata, being the apparently nice guy that he is, is all smiles as Iketani passes.
Looks like everything from now on is the new record.
Nakata Daisuke for pride! NO! Yabai. Morikami and Nakata get another chance. Morikami is a mountain bike pro rider.
Morikami! Dou da! No! For his first time (it is a made up event after all) he did well! According to him anyway.
Nakata! Can he do it? Here he goes! NO! Kuyashii! Mr. Trampoline must have caught Mr. SASUKE disease!
Now it's down to Iketani and Yoshikawa. They don't have cool Monster Box comparison photos yet. Someone mentions how it's like the Monster Box.
2m 80cm. Yoshikawa up first! He's a medalist in something. He hasn't missed yet.
Here he goes! NO! Shippai! He caught the bar with his chest on his way up.
Iketani has pressure on him as the veteran. He also hasn't missed yet. Can he put pressure on Yoshikawa.
Here he goes. NO!
They both have only one chance left! Who will be the champion! Yoshikawa is up first. Iketani can't watch.
NO! He tried to put his arms together (everyone else does it with arms spread eagle) but it didn't help!
Iketani focuses! He doesn't have his pit powder. Will it make a difference? He gets set...
Here he goes. CMs.
Dante's suit is too tight.
Man these Axe Effect puppet commercials are strange.
By the way, no word on if there is a body similar to the World Monster Box Association Alliance of the Universe for this new event to certify that they are indeed setting a new record.
Iketani! Last chance! No! Giri giri! His knee just catches it. Anyway, 2m 70cm is the new record!
SASUKE Trial 2008 Summer!
Aoki Akira! He's a single father! He didn't make it at the last SASUKE Trial! But he's been training! He's a construction worker. I wonder if he nicks stuff from work so that he can build obstacles at home:
Hey Akira!
Wait, that Kirin Lemon commercial is hilarious! He has tan lines like the machine he uses to build his arm strength!
Ah, it's hard to explain right now.
Anyway...
Other Construction Worker: Hey Akira! Where are you going with that pipe?
Akira:
Oh wait, we're back. Wait. Is he break dancing? AH. He uses it to develop his rhythm and balance.
More about his home life.
SASUKE Trial clips! I bet they get at least a month out of this! That will be from next week!
ANYWAY.
Other Construction Worker: Hey Akira! Where are you going with that pipe?
Akira: Oh. Um.
Other Construction Worker: You're not stealing stuff to make SASUKE obstacles at home again are you?
Akira: What? Nonononono. I'm um. I'm taking this home to keep it safe.
Other Construction Worker: Keep it safe?
Akira: Yeah. Yeah. YEAH. KEEP IT SAFE. That's it! The boss said that this was a really important pipe so I have to take it home to make sure nothing happens to it.
Other Construction Worker: Oh. OK.
Akira: (to himself) My Pipe Slider will finally be complete!
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