*Ring*
Hello?
Double T!
Oh. Hey Katsumi.
Man, it's been a while! I knew you changed your phone number and I thought you gave me your new one and I guess it must have fallen out of my pocket or something.
Yeah. Um..you must have lost it.
Yeah! So it's a good thing I took a look at your phone while you were doing the First Stage on Monday!
You what?
Yeah! Anyway, wasn't it great how ******* was able to ****** the ******?
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
And you! You were able to ****** the ******!
Thanks.
But I have to ask, did you run out of spray?
What?
Like, I sent you a box in the winter! But you had to borrow some on Monday. So I thought you must have run out. So I sent you two more boxes when I got home!
Really? Umm..thanks.
You know, I bet you totally could use this stuff while you're working.
While I'm working? Um..Katsumi, I'm a fireman. I don't think a spray can is something I can use when I'm fighting fires.
Naw! I'm sure you can! I've got a fire going right here. Let me just spray so...
KATSUMI! NO!
*FWOOSH!!!!*
Katsumi!!!
...
Katsumi?!?! Are you OK?
Mr. Takeda?
Yes?
My daddy has to call you back. He set the house on fire...again.
Um..OK.
*Ring*
Hi! I'm not here right now! Those hot dogs won't sell themselves you know! Leave a message!
*Beep*
Oh, hey, Katsumi, this is Shinji. Shinji Kobayashi. I wanted to say thank you for the double pack of SASUKE Spray you sent me the other day. And also sorry that your house burned down...again. Anyway, I was just wondering..you know the Monster 9 guys right? You're pretty tight with them so I thought maybe for this next show I was wondering if you could do me a favor and ask them to not cu..
*Beep*
You didn't think I forgot about Takeda, did you?
7 comments:
.. I love you.. seriously.. bwaahhahahahahhahahah
That's a perfect way to start the day. You've been doing a lot lately--thanks!
Ahhahahaha.....
Again?! XDXDXD
I've really missed these. Thanks for a good laugh today.
Yay! Takeda got a gift! Shinji too!
Here's hoping you do another one this Christmas. Perhaps the Americans could use a gift of Sasuke spray from the newest rat catcher at Pizza Hut?
LoL I LOVE this xD xD xD you so have to make a the gift VI (or whatever roman numeral it is) please tell me somehow when you do make a next one I read all of them AWESOME (I was practicly laughing my butt off!)
thanks for a great laugh:)
-SA
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